I want everything to go back to normal…and by normal I mean less of us getting arrested. The Craigslist busts are legendary by now, and I know more about it than I want to.

If there’s no more Craigslist Erotic Services section, then the clients will go back to looking for us at all the places they used to…and that’s where we’ll go back to advertising….remember those places, like the Boston Phoenix? Escorts.com? A lot less of us were getting busted through those.

Of course, that’s my ONLY cause for being glad about escorts getting ousted from Craigslist. The “reason”  for the ousting is ridiculous…because of the killer in Boston? We all know that’s just an excuse. (They haven’t ousted jogging paths or coed colleges, right?  But more female joggers and female college students have gotten murdered than all the harmed escorts in the world put together).  Nah…the real reason is, we’re just hated. By people who don’t understand us. By people who ought to appreciate us….even the soccer moms.